Sunday, 24 July 2011

Gay Pride / New York / Boston

Before I start telling you about my time, I would like to rant about the recent bombing and massacre in Norway. Not actually about the event but the article published on stuff.co.nz titled "Bill English condemns attacks". Now I am no wordsmith but I think it translate to "Bill English has strong disapproval of the attacks".......really? honestly? really? The article then starts with

"Acting Prime Minister Bill English has condemned the attacks which have killed more than 80 people in Norway and has cautioned New Zealanders in the country to be safety conscious."

"New Zealand joins other countries in condemning these attacks on innocent people. Our thoughts and condolences are with the people of Norway at this time."

I don't think you can name one country that approves killing innocent people. Maybe I'm just being a dick but I read stuff.co.nz religiously because that is the only thing that connects me to home and reading a stupid article like that which should never have been published, annoyed me. I also don't think the choice of word condemn is appropriate in this situation. Rant over.

Toronto has the biggest gay community in Canada. At the end of the 1 week celebration, the streets shuts down for a parade and parties till daylight. Over 1 million people attended the parade and aftermath. This was my first pride parade so it made sense to spend the day watching the parade and go out drinking after; it was however Sunday. I was dehydrated the next day from too much sun and the hangover didn't help either.

I chose to catch a late 8:00am flight from Toronto to New York but I forgot to take travel time and security into account; I basically had to wake up at 5:00am just to catch an 8:00am flight.
New York is marvellous. It is virtually impossible to do and see everything. There are so many hidden secrets that only locals know about. My three and a half day was jammed packed with activities so by the time I return to my hostel, it was almost impossible to party the night away.
I stayed at 1291 Bed and Breakfast on 55th West and 8th Ave; the location was perfect due to its close proximity to Central Park and Times Square. Due to the fact that New York is a media gold mine, we all already know so much about this tiny island. Locations we have heard about on the radio, attractions we have seen on advertisements, places friends have talked about.
Being there is definitely indescribable. The weather was also stinking hot; you literally sweat as soon as you stepped outside.

Day 1 - Visit up to 86th floor of the Empire State Building to see New York from above. I didn't bother to go to the 102nd floor as visibility was poor and the view would not have been much better due to the summer smog and lack of wind. Spent 5 hours in the American Museum of Natural History. This is where the first Night at the Museum was filmed. Stood in Times Square for the first time in my life to bask in the American advertising propaganda.

Day 2 - Visit to the 67th floor of the Rockefeller Centre, walked down 5th avenue, tried on a watch at the flagship 5 storey Tiffany store, got told it cost $8000USD, walked out empty handed, went into SAK's 5th Avenue, used the washroom; very nice soap, took a speed boat to see the Statue of Liberty, got wet, went out to dinner with a bunch of Aussies and Poms.

Day 3 - Spent 2 hours walking around Central Park, went to the Museum of Modern Art, was only there for 20mins, walked on the Brooklyn Bridge, visited Ground Zero, walked down wall street, touched the charging bull, drank beers with my Italian friend that visited me from Washington D.C., drank more beers with Aussies, Germans, Mexicans, Russians, rode in a limo, managed to get into an R&B club, got the looks from all the gangsters, started grinding with old white lady with bad teeth and frizzy hair, got home at 5am to find Aussie girl crying outside the room; what a day of fun and dramas.

Day 4 - Hangover, went to Century 21; purchased a pair of Lacoste shoes for $40USD, took a 4hr bus to Boston, arrived in Boston, ate a giant calzone in little Italy; only finished half, went for a beer; couldn't understand their accent, went to bed at 3am.

Boston is one of those picturesque cities with a long history. I took a walking tour of the Freedom Trail which leads to 16 significant historic sites and landmarks, tour of Fenway Park; the oldest baseball stadium in America, walked around the prestigious Harvard University then a visit to the Harvard Museum of Natural Art. This museum has a large collection of embalmed birds and mammals.

The weather was also extremely hot and sticky in Boston, the next day was spent laying around in Boston commons and a visit to the Public Garden with a ride on a swan boat; kinda lame but it was a cheap and cheerful experience.
Weather in Toronto is also heating up, a few days ago temperature soared to 38 degrees and 46 on the humidex; it was even hotter than smog covered New York! Walking around was unbearable but nothing a few beers can't fix.
New York photos here

Boston photos here

Lots of love

Sam

Gay Pride - 9.5 MB
Museum of Natural History - 10.6 MB
Ghetto Hostel - 10.4 MB
Times Square Part 1 - 10.7 MB
Brooklyn Bridge - 10.4 MB
Times Square Part 2 - 10.5 MB
Fenway Park - 6.6 MB
Swan Boat - 11.4 MB



Love Pride



Packed!




If Buzz Lightyear was gay


Lez, Gay, Bi, Lez



Street Party



First New York Slice



Famous T-Rex



Don't know where this is




Empire State Building



View from ESB



Central Park from Rockerfeller Centre



The mighty ESB




Sam was here



Jet Boat Ride



KaPOW!



Retards



Retards eating



NY from Central Park



Fucken Tourists



Brooklyn Bridge



Drinks in Ghetto hostel








Love NY









Costume Party



Fenway Park


Falcon Chilling


Boston from across the river


More random people


Boat ride in public garden



Thursday, 30 June 2011

Cottage and visit from Eileen

My colleague justen has a cottage 3 hours North West of Toronto. Cottages to Canadians are Bach's to Kiwis. Whereas our bach is by the ocean, their cottages are by the lake. Although it is beautiful to be by the water and away from the city, lake Ontario is one of the most polluted lakes in Canada. We didn't do much that weekend; ate like pigs and drank like fishes. I also discovered a new Canadian dish; beer can chicken, it involves beer and a chicken. What you basically do is sit the chicken over a can of beer and cook it on the BBQ. You can also purchase purpose built apparatus for this cuisine flare.

My sister Eileen spent 3 weeks in Toronto for work. It was good to see her again. We spent a day on Toronto Island. Toronto Island is situated 2km off the shore. We caught a ferry to the Island, had a picnic, drank wine then hired bikes and rode around. It was actually a very busy 3 weeks since I was going out for dinner and drinks everynight.

We also made a trip 3 hours East to Kingston to attend a house warming of Kayla's mates from Uni days with visits to the prison museum and the very posh Queens University.
Between 1841 to 1844, Kingston was actually the Capital of Canada; cool eh?

June 21st also marks the offical 1st day of Summer. The month of June flew by so quickly, maybe its the better weather.
The next month is going to be even busier with trips to New York, Boston and hopefully Chicago.
Another crappy non-descriptive update. I promise next month will be better

Sam

Toronto Island Bikes - 8.4 MB



Yoko, Aaron and Justen


Polish Vodka is Awesome!


Beer Can Chicken


Kayla keeping warm


 Some random night


Picnic on the Island


Life in Toronto

Tuesday, 24 May 2011

Washington D.C. - First Summer Holiday

A few of us decided to take a drive down to Niagara one Saturday afternoon to play some poker at Fallsview casino. Niagara itself does not get good reviews from Torontonians; they all reckon it is dirty, small and boring. I on the other hand enjoyed it immensely, it was full of arcades, haunted houses, wax museums and other attractions like the hershey store, lego store and obviously the falls. Seeing the falls (for the 3rd time) on a sunny clear day was mind blowing! The clarity and thunderous sound of the water is still impressive as always. It was a fun day out and about and I could have easily spent the weekend there.

Traveling to America from Canada is very expensive due to the high airport taxes. I spent 3 days in Washington D.C. but did it on the cheap. The Megabus departed Toronto on Thursday night at 10pm and arrived in Washington D.C. at 11am (we were stuck at the border for an hour) It then departed Washington D.C. at 10pm on Sunday night and arrived back in Toronto at 11am ready for a full day of work. Transport cost: $45CAD return. I stayed 2 nights at Capitol View hostel for $90CAD. Although expensive for a hostel, it was very central, clean and the reviews had been great.

Washington is full of well known museums and landmarks. Here are the small list of activities I engaged in:

State of Congress (Capitol Hill) - The original painting of the signing of the Declaration of Independence can be found here along with statues of past presidents. The crypt was built to hold the remains of George Washington but due to his will, he wished to be buried at Mount Venon.
Supreme Court - There were no proceedings on friday so instead, I sat in the public gallery and was given an insight on what the supreme court does and the important people that attends each session.
Library of Congress - This is the largest library collection in the world. It is mainly used by court justice to conduct research before a ruling. The main attraction is the main reading room and open to the public if you are conducting research or an academia. To get into the reading room, I had to go to a different building and provide them with my passport and residential details, fill in an online form and get my photo taken. During the registration, a large sign clearly stated that the main reading is not for tours or visitors. The conversation went like this:

Me: I would like to get a reading card for the main reading room.
Lady: Are you an  academia or researcher?
Me: Nope, just want to have a look around.
Lady: Only researchers or academias are allowed in the reading room.
Me: Umm, I'm researching America.
Lady: She looks at me blankly and accepts my passport as identification.

So here I am in the reading room surrounded by bronze statues and good looking extra smart girls that are required to use this library for their research needs.
I on the other hand is reading a book on the war of 1812 and admiring the dome ceiling and paintings.
I also vistied the following sites during my 3 days 30km walk of the City; I kid you not, I don't think I have ever walked so much in my life.
Air and Space Museum, Museum of Natural History, Washington Monument, World war II Memorial, Lincoln Memorial, Franklin Roosevelt Memorial, Jefferson Memorial, White House and Georgetown.

I really need to put pen to paper earlier as old age is getting hold of me. Washington D.C. pics are available here.

Sam

Washington Part1 - 15.2 MB
Washington Part2 - 10.6 MB
Lincoln Memorial - 11.4 MB
Jefferson Memorial - 9.6 MB
White House - 9.6 MB



Capitol Hill



Statue of Freedom



I butchered this painting


Supreme Court


Library of Congress



Air & Space Museum



Museum of Natural History



Washington Monument


Lincoln Memorial


No guns allow


The Man


Jefferson Memorial


White House North Side



White House South Side

Monday, 25 April 2011

It is Officially Spring

March 26th marks the official first day of spring. Now in normal spring conditions, it would probably be 15degrees. No, not in Toronto, the temperature still ranges from 2 to 7 with the occasional days into the double digits. Summer is suppose to be the best here in Toronto; eating, drinking in beer gardens and with more activities going on. I guess it makes sense since Torontonians only get 3 months of warmth a year.

Now I never really understood the joke of cops eating donuts and drinking coffee but I finally got to the bottom of it (I think). Places like Starbucks, Tim Hortons and Second Cup actually want police officers in their shop; this gives them protection should an event occur and in return, coffee and cakes are free for the officers. Good deal eh?


Kayla, Alison and I went tapping for Sap one Saturday afternoon. This is the process when sap is extracted from maple trees, boiled and turned into Maple syrup. 40 litres of pure sap makes 1 litre of maple syrup; what a scam! We got to see the traditional and conventional method of turning sap to syrup. Pure sap has the density of water and basically taste like it too. I bet when the first person said "I'm going to boil this thing we call sap and turn it into a new product called syrup" the whole town laughed. We also went on a very informative tour.

Tour Lady: Now where can you find Maple leaf?
Me: (thinking in my head) On the floor.
Little Boy: On the flag!
Tour Lady: Yes, now where else can we find the Maple leaf?
Little Girl: On the pennie
Tour Lady: Yes!
Us: (walks away)

Canada's national sport was lacrosse before ice hockey took reign. Toronto has one of the best team in the NLL (National Lacrosse League). The average salary for a lacrosse player is around $14,000CAD; this means they are still required to retain their full-time job. Image your teacher turning up to class all bruised because he got into a fight the night before. These are your everyday accountants, builders, bankers who play this sport for the love of it.
The game is fast, high scoring and aggressive. I will be signing up for an introduction course in lacrosse for my next Canadian experience.

About 10 years ago, do you remember watching TV and seeing emo girls in tight shorts skating around in circles whilst trying to push opposing teams out of the rink?
Well, this sport does exist and it wasn't just an act to get girls wearing next to nothing and on roller skates.
Roller derby is a very female dominant sport in Canada and USA; there are currently 31 teams in the Canadian derby girl’s league. It was quite a turn on watching girls roughing it out with one another.
The unique crowd also made the whole event colourful and
entertaining. Hippy mums, bogan dads, alternative, emo, hipster and punk kids.

Everyone has been cosmic bowling. It’s basically bowling with disco lights and trance music. We went one Friday night to show off our mad skills. The night was a failure, tacky music, dive venue, under aged teens drinking; the cops even made it an effort to patrol the venue for intoxicated teens.

Working in the entertainment sector always has it perks and this time it was 4 tickets to the Toronto Marlies game. These semi-professionals work their asses off when their on the ice hoping to be one day called into the Maple Leafs. For a population of 6 million and only 1 first grade NHL team, the Marlies should technically be the B team but like all sporting fixtures, there are always chokers.

Today, we went for an hour and a half drive North to the town of St Jacobs. The St Jacobs farmers market is quite a unique attraction because the town includes the Mennonites community. Mennonites are similar to Amish and Mormons; in regards that they have their own community and a lot will still travel by horse & carriage.
The market is filled with fresh organic produce, homemade cakes, weird arts & crafts and of course fake goods; markets are grand.
We finished the afternoon off with chicken wings at the infamous Morty’s pub; although delicious, the heavy feeling of just a chicken diet is quite unpleasant.

Buncey, Meatloaf, Nicole and FiFi, sorry I couldn't be there to celebrate your oldness.

What an essay, time for a beer

Sam


Cosmic Bowling - 10.4 MB
Roller Girls - 10.5 MB 



Checking for Sap


Red Riding Hood Making Syrup


Awesome


Pow!

Actually Pretty Crap

The Girls getting ready


Go Girls Go!


I need a new camera


Crap Photo


Inside St Jacobs Market